Writer’s Block: I’d Like to Thank…

Write your Academy Awards acceptance speech.

Wow…I never thought I’d be up here giving this speech. First, I’d like to thank the academy. Mom, Dad, Elyse, Em… The producers, cast & crew. Kruse, Gregg, T. Pete, even though he pulled so many pranks on me. JB, Chico, Jamie. Um… DGP, Dr. Havice and anyone else who helped me along the way. Wow. I can’t believe I’m actually standing here holding this…the Oscar for Best Achievement in Editing. Man, this has been a lifelong dream… Anyway, I know what it’s like to be on the other end of this broadcast and working at an affiliate, so I’ll wrap this up.. Thank you all!

Mark my words… I *will* be giving a speech similar to this some day… Oh and yes, I did drop friends into the speech, even if only by “code.”